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Watched 'Nishabd' this weekend because I was super bored and also the DVD wala just pushed it in my hands ‘yits nicee madaam’. And I thought, ‘Ok, it cant kill me’.

My interpretation of the movie-

Amitabh has a picture perfect life and a house at a picturesque and too-good-to-be-true place, has a doting wife (played well by Revathi, by the way, she is the only one who seems to be a realistic character) and a daughter who always is at her chirpiest best
ANDDD….
Then comes the daughter’s desi-LOLITA-type friend from phoren with an accent thats neither british nor american but some sort of accent nonethless, who MOST DEFINITELY doesn’t look 18. NO WAY!

(I still fail to understand, why Ram Gopal Varma had to show her as 18? Even a 22 year old falling in love with a 60 year old would have worked the same way!)

Also, it seems Ramuji doesn’t realize that there is a very thin line between ‘sexiness’ and ‘sluttiness’! And he crossed the line more than often!

Egg-jamples-

• Do you think a 18 year old in itsy-bitsy shorts and a transparent white shirt playing with a hose pipe like she is going to give it a blow job anytime soon is sexy??
  Naah! Its SLUTTY!!
• Do you think a 18 year old in the same itsy-bitsy shorts sucking on a 'lolly pop' (sic) and stroking her own thighs is sexy??
  Naah….its called SOFT PORN!

There is no end to such innuendos!

BUT, maaa frends...and especially 'brothas'...the PORN ends here as there aren’t any steamy scenes where there could have been or rather ‘should’ have been. Instead, there is just a shocked looking Amitabh gawking!

Also, the Slut is retarded! Because she keeps cracking pathetic jokes and throwing fits! The intent maybe was to show her more grown up in her head than people her age…but it really came out the other way! Sorry!

AND… even sorrier is that our great super-hero Amitabh falls for this girl-woman-retard!!

Maybe, that was the whole point of the movie!

It was I think.

Then, I saw Babel. That’s what you call a ‘be-jhijhak’ picture!
It very matter-of-factly shows-

• A 12 year old guy masturbating
• A panty-less crotch of a 16 year old girl(!!)
• A full-frontal nude shot (of the same girl)

Hawjee!