- I woke up late...(missed the cab!)
- The maid dint turn up ..so i started the day...washing tons of dishes
- Walked more than half the way in *black* cordruoy pants...(I say, along with its name, b'lore has also lost its 'Airconditioned city' label because the auto walas preffered to laze around than drive a couple of km down a harmless road!..bitches!)
The mood was set for a bad day already..and i thought in my head 'okay...BRING IT ON!!'
so, He brought it on..
- Confusion supreme ruled my head as usual......had to say 'No' to a job offer i had been waiting for!
- Wasted a lot of time in the ofc...mulling over things i've been thinking abt since years now...and reached to very stupid conclusions like 'timeout'!
- Went for the super aerobics-cum-item number class....and as we wannabe-jane-fondas-but-very-unlikely women panted and puffed ...a horny old man came in (old is not be mistaken for a 'fortish uncle' he was OLD..RETIRED OLD kinds)...and he had the time of his life..watch us do the 'butt squeezes'! All womenfolk who read this will agree that PMS lowers our power of tolerance by atleast 100 degrees (if on a non-PMS day, u have say 100 degrees of tolerance!) Howsoever I stared back at the horny old guy..he would return the stare with the most menacing 'lech'! I decided it was better to excuse myself frm the class than burning my blood instead of calories.
- i made 'curd rice' and accidentally put triple the amount of salt...rice and curd was all i was left with at home to eat! (I stopped buying Maggi in an attempt to 'eat healthy'..it was a very bad decision i realize..i will never 'timeout' you Maggi!)
- I am hungry and cranky!...
- There's no cable TV!
waaaaa!
I am going to sleep...this list CAN get longer!
1 comment:
i'll ask YOU on YOUR bad day! Hmph!
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